Saturday, 23 August 2008

"The House Bunny": one dumb blonde joke after another

If some other dumb-blonde joke is something you've hoped never to suffer once more, make every effort to avoid the protracted punch line that constitutes the bulk of "The House Bunny."



In its shameless pandering to youth obsessed with sex and mindless gratification, this bang accretion of vapid gags is aimed squarely at empty-headed teens interested only in leering at sylphlike bodies and dreaming of the day they lavatory find a college where ogling hotties and mortifying losers is the nub curriculum.



The most supple dead body of all is Anna Faris, world Health Organization plays Shelley, an orphaned brainless (blond) Playboy Bunny who's unceremoniously kicked out of the famous mansion at the dreaded old age of 27 � that's 59 in Bunny long time, she's told.



Homeless for all of 24 hours, she insinuates herself as housemother at a college sorority that's approximately to lose its lease because the girls ar dumpy and drab and can't aim enough new pledges to keep a full roster.



Shelley actualizes her charges by proving they can reverse things some by tarting up with an industrial supply of cosmetics and sexy underthings. This salvo sends the movie into 21st-century dumbed-down "Animal House" territory as a match house full of beggarly, privileged nubile sisters announce war.



The flick makes some concession to likability in a few characters. Emma Stone as one of the smart as a whip sisters world Health Organization sees a spark of goodness in Shelley's intentions displays some measure of humanity.



And Faris herself shows flashes of a true comedic cognizance � outweighed, unfortunately, by her dimwitted shenanigans and the ridiculous wardrobe she prances around in.



A freaky component to the hit-or-miss plot is the presence of Colin Hanks as a normal, decently intelligent guy wHO manages a nursing home where the girls try to practice some "philanthropy."



He strikes up an improbable quasi-romance with Shelley, simply mostly stands around looking at befuddled about what a regular joe is doing in a movie populated by such abnormal specimens.



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Wednesday, 13 August 2008

Gazza parties with Iron Maiden - Tabloid Hell

Paul Gascoigne has been partying with Iron Maiden on their current European tour.


According to the Daily Star the former football player joined the band in Budapest, Hungary, and seemed very precarious as he hung kayoed with the rockers.


According to an anon. source quoted by the newspaper Gascoigne had fuss standing. "A minder appeared to be supporting him as he walked to the busbar," the source was quoted as saying.


"He tried to light up a wear down," they continued, "but couldn't get his lighter to his mouth at the same time as his cigarette. One of the crew had to hold his arm for him."


The newspaper reports that Gascoigne had embarked on his trip with Iron Maiden in order to "shed light on his head" after his recent troubles in the UK.



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Wednesday, 6 August 2008

East 17

East 17   
Artist: East 17

   Genre(s): 
Dance
   Pop
   Dance: Pop
   



Discography:


Resurrection   
 Resurrection

   Year: 2000   
Tracks: 14


Very Best Of   
 Very Best Of

   Year: 1996   
Tracks: 16


Steam   
 Steam

   Year: 1995   
Tracks: 10


Stay Another Day   
 Stay Another Day

   Year: 1994   
Tracks: 4


Walthamstow   
 Walthamstow

   Year: 1992   
Tracks: 13


Up All Night   
 Up All Night

   Year:    
Tracks: 13




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Thursday, 26 June 2008

Mary Tyler Moore to join "Lipstick Jungle"

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Mary Tyler Moore will guest-star in the NBC comedy-drama "Lipstick Jungle," which is returning for a second season in the fall.


The television icon will appear in multiple episodes as a retired high-powered executive and mother of Brooke Shields' studio-head character Wendy. Having trail-blazed for working women, Moore's character will challenge Wendy's idealistic notion of "having it all."


"I'm fortunate to have had a front row seat to the evolution of working women on television," said Moore. "It's been great fun to watch the strong female characters of 'Lipstick Jungle' go at it week after week. I absolutely adore Brooke and I'm delighted to be a part of a show which is so well written."


The modestly rated series, based on the best-selling book by Candace Bushnell ("Sex and the City"), also stars Kim Raver as the editor-in-chief of a fashion magazine, and Lindsay Price as a designer.


Moore will debut in the show's September 24 second season premiere. She is best known for starring in "The Mary Tyler Moore Show," which earned 29 Emmys during its seven-year run during the 1970s.


Reuters/Hollywood Reporter



Thursday, 19 June 2008

French 'Bait' lures producers

Eisner, Peyronnet, Milchan to redo 1995 thriller





A trio of prominent producers are banding together to make an English-language version of the 1995 French thriller "The Bait."


Eric Eisner, Aimee Peyronnet and Alexandra Milchan will produce the U.S. film, based on Bertrand Tavernier's movie about a young couple whose seemingly foolproof criminal plans go awry. The group has attached Matthew Cirulnick, the scribe on Spyglass' upcoming graffiti drama "Vandals," to write the screenplay.


"Bait," released in France as "L'appat," revolves around a woman, her boyfriend and his friend who come up with a plan to rob the houses of wealthy married men by using the woman as "bait" -- that is, having her seduce the men -- but whose plan quickly leads to missteps and murder.


The project continues a trend of U.S. producers redoing foreign hits in English. "The Departed" was a remake of the 2002 Hong Kong action film "Infernal Affairs," while Universal/Imagine and the Weinstein Co. are developing remakes of Michael Haneke's "Cache" and "The Lives of Others," respectively.


Like those films, the setting and time will be changed in the U.S. version. The original, based on a true story, was set in Paris in the 1980s; the new movie will be set in contemporary New York.


"This is a film about people facing moral dilemmas as they try to move ahead in society, so it transcends cultures," Eisner said, adding that the wealth -- and wealth gaps -- of New York make it an appropriate setting.


Eiser's L&E Prods. will produce with Peyronnet's Wild Child and Milchan's Emjag banners. The project was acquired from French shingle Little Bear.



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Wednesday, 11 June 2008

Royskopp

Royskopp   
Artist: Royskopp

   Genre(s): 
Electronic
   



Discography:


Melody A.M   
 Melody A.M

   Year: 2001   
Tracks: 10




 






Wednesday, 4 June 2008

Madonna - The Things They Say 8398

"Hopefully after we get through this adoption it will be easier for other people to adopt children and I'm happy to be the guinea pig." MADONNA is glad her adoption of Malawian tot DAVID BANDA will set a precedent for others.




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Saturday, 31 May 2008

John McLaughlin, Al DiMeola, Paco DeLucia

John McLaughlin, Al DiMeola, Paco DeLucia   
Artist: John McLaughlin, Al DiMeola, Paco DeLucia

   Genre(s): 
Instrumental
   



Discography:


The Guitar Trio   
 The Guitar Trio

   Year: 1996   
Tracks: 9


Passion, Grace and Fire   
 Passion, Grace and Fire

   Year: 1982   
Tracks: 6


Friday Night In San Francisco   
 Friday Night In San Francisco

   Year: 1981   
Tracks: 5




 





Angelina Jolie Confirms It's Twins

Wednesday, 28 May 2008

Philip Martin

Philip Martin   
Artist: Philip Martin

   Genre(s): 
New Age
   Electronic
   



Discography:


White Dove   
 White Dove

   Year: 2000   
Tracks: 7


Syn-Classics   
 Syn-Classics

   Year: 1993   
Tracks: 12




 






Cate Blanchett - Blanchett I Couldnt Turn Down Spielberg

CATE BLANCHETT had no choice but to accept her role in the upcoming INDIANA JONES movie - because she couldn't turn down legendary director STEVEN SPIELBERG.

The Australian actress was ecstatic when the Jaws filmmaker approached her to play the villainous Irina Spalko in Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull - because she had loved the popular franchise as a child.

And the star couldn't wait to start work on the adventurer's latest outing - stating she had longed to feature in a Spielberg action movie.

She says, "I've always wanted to do something with lots of action in it. So when Steven Spielberg says, 'Be a part of Indiana Jones', I could hardly say no. I grew up with these films; they're part of cinematic landscape."




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Potential Bad Boy

Potential Bad Boy   
Artist: Potential Bad Boy

   Genre(s): 
Drum & Bass
   



Discography:


JHR001 DD   
 JHR001 DD

   Year: 2005   
Tracks: 2


Play It Kik It Ep RPG005 Viny   
 Play It Kik It Ep RPG005 Viny

   Year: 2004   
Tracks: 4




 






Murphy joins Juno star in thriller

Cillian Murphy is to star opposite Oscar nominee Ellen Page in a new psychological thriller called 'Peacock'.
Variety reports that the film tells the story of a man (Murphy) with a split personality who fools the residents of Peacock, Nebraska into believing his alter-egos are man and wife.
Page, currently on Irish screens in 'Juno', plays a young mother who holds the key to the man's past.
The film, directed by first-time director Michael Lander, will begin shooting in May.
Read the review of 'Juno' here.

Labelle Reunites on Verve Records for First Album of Original Songs in More Than Three Decades

Music's Most Revolutionary Female Trio Hits Studio With Rock Icon Lenny
Kravitz and R&B Giants Gamble & Huff Producing

NEW YORK, May 27 -- There are reunions and then there are
reunions ...

Embodying one of music's most enduring one-word brand names, and
boasting a genre-defying legacy that has successfully spanned three
generations, our era's most influential female powerhouse is about to show
a stifled music industry how to really turn it out. Labelle is back!

Patti Labelle, Nona Hendryx, and Sarah Dash, R&B's most original and
formidable trio are reuniting via Verve Records to deliver their first
full-length studio album in more than 33 years. The new recording, to be
completed in June and on course for a global unveiling in the fall of 2008,
is being produced by a trio of icons equally up to the task: cutting edge
funk rocker Lenny Kravitz and longtime Labelle collaborators and 2008 Rock
and Roll Hall Of Fame inductees, Gamble & Huff.

Transforming themselves from the classic-style 1960s girl group The
Bluebelles into what one writer coined as 'the genre-bending rock
supernova' of the 1970s, the innovative trio deftly combined glam rock,
soul, funk, pop and gospel into a brash amalgam of breakthrough recordings
such as "I Believe I've Finally Made It Home" from their pivotal second
album Moonshadow (1972), and the groundbreaking "Lady Marmalade" from
Nightbirds (1974)." Labelle redefined the creative arc of the girl group,
celebrating their three distinct personalities by donning outrageous
costumes and addressing controversial issues in song and demeanor, shunning
the cookie-cutter stereotypes that plagued most female singers of the era.
The group (which included Elton John on piano in its earliest incarnation)
continually pushed gender boundaries in music of black origin, opening up
for rock icons such as The Who and the Rolling Stones as they
revolutionized the roles women played in R&B, rock'n'roll, and even
fashion.

Often cited as a key influence for a new generation of female
trailblazers such as Erykah Badu and Christina Aguilera, (the 2001 Missy
Elliott-produced remake of "Lady Marmalade" featuring Aguilera, Mya, Pink
and Lil' Kim snagged MTV's Video Of the Year, among other awards) the new
songs crafted by Labelle also reflect the growth, wisdom and healing that
exemplifies their individual storied paths after going their separate ways
more than 32 years ago (though there have been several special events and
live reunions since).

Braced, as always, by their trademark vocal firepower, the 2008 version
of the supergroup still relies on their expansive range, show-stopping
sense of theatricality, and as Nona puts it, their innate ability to "pull
together as sisters and 'Labelle-ize' the music and the vibe and the
spiritual side of what we do like nobody else on the planet."

Concocting an energized blend of uptempo songs and heart-wrenching
ballads, the new recording includes the mesmerizing "Candlelight," the
driving "System," the scorching "Superlover," and the old school/Gamble &
Huff-helmed "Living Without You," resulting in an edgy but fan-pleasing
album that once again finds Labelle embarking on a riveting musical
narrative.

"The thread that always runs through is that we're sisters and we'll
always be sisters," declares Patti. A connection between the three that may
have frayed now and then over the years, but always remained unbreakable
"The timing for us getting together was perfect," says Nona. "About a year
and a half ago we met in the studio to record a tribute to civil rights
icon Rosa Parks (the song "Dear Rosa" has yet to be released) and we just
felt in our bones it was time to do this." It was Nona who tapped eclectic
rocker Lenny Kravitz for initial production duty on the new disc. "We're
friends and admirers of each other's work. We talked to him about the idea
of us getting together and invited him to a session. He showed up that day
at 5:00 and we haven't stopped working since."

Where Kravitz represents the next-generation appeal of the Labelle
magic, legendary songwriters/producers Gamble & Huff were part of the
Philadelphia/New Jersey nexus that helped launch the careers of the famous
trio and give birth to the most popular soul sounds of the 1970s (O'Jays,
Teddy Pendergrass, Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes, and others). In fact,
Kenny Gamble and Patti Labelle grew up on the same street in Philadelphia,
and Gamble was instrumental in helping to launch Labelle's career.

Such foundational strengths anchor the new album, eliciting the same
kind of confidence that enabled Labelle to break the mold back in the 70s,
with each member eventually taking flight in inspired solo careers that
accentuated their respective gifts. Patti went on to sign with Gamble &
Huff's Philadelphia International Records in the early '80s, releasing the
seminal album I'm In Love Again that cemented her long and acclaimed solo
career. Her subsequent duet with Michael McDonald, "On My Own," soared to
#1 on the charts, with scores of hits and an impeccable live reputation
rounding out more than two decades of acclaimed releases, television and
film appearances, sold-out shows across the globe, and multiple awards,
including her April 2008 Humanitarian Award presented in New York by the We
Are Family Foundation chaired by Nile Rodgers.

Nona and Sarah (both hailing from Trenton, NJ) have also sustained
compelling and highly successful individual careers. Sarah Dash has
collaborated with such notable artists as Nile Rodgers and the Rolling
Stones, (she even sang back-up on the Steel Wheels tour). Sarah also drew
raves as a celebrated fixture of Keith Richards' solo outfit The Expensive
Winos. She too, has written for the stage and is currently penning her
autobiography, as well as staying involved in local Trenton community
endeavors. Her recent appearance in San Francisco's hit interactive theatre
presentation, Teatro Zinzanni, seamlessly blended her commanding performing
style with European cirque, opera, and musical theatre.

Nona's songwriting and production ventures have led her to work with
everyone from Dusty Springfield to the Talking Heads to Keith Richards,
among dozens of other stars. A renowned tastemaker of both the rock and R&B
worlds, she's contributed to the Showtime series Sleeper Cell soundtrack,
working with Paul Haslinger, produced and written plays, and even launched
her own label, Rhythm Bank, enjoying "sitting on the other side of the
table for a change."

Labelle's long-awaited return to the studio signifies yet another
chapter in the historic legacy of the group. But all three members are
quick to assert it's not the final one. There will be a tour. After all,
the live component of Labelle has often been cited as their most
unforgettable dynamic. "We're going to bring to the fans everything they've
been asking for. We haven't lost our edge," assures Nona. "I feel we're
better because of everything we've gone through," seconds Sarah. For a
group whose roots indeed go all the way back to opening up for icons such
as James Brown and Otis Redding, leave it to Patti to wrap it up -- true
Labelle style. "I think all you gotta say is 'we're here.' We're like that
caged bird. If you love it, you open the door and let it fly because you
know it's going to come back stronger. Well, we're back, baby. Anyone that
knows Labelle knows we don't know how to hold anything back."


http://www.vervemusicgroup.com


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clone   
Artist: clone

   Genre(s): 
Breakbeat
   



Discography:


dreambreaks-(rsi006) Vinyl   
 dreambreaks-(rsi006) Vinyl

   Year: 2004   
Tracks: 2




 





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CBS Laughs It Up

CBS, the only network that continues to show notable success with sitcoms -- its Monday night comedy lineup routinely beats the competition -- plans to add a second night of sitcoms on Wednesdays next season. Worst Week will augment Monday's comedy schedule. (Ironically the show is being produced by NBC Universal Television; NBC turned it down.) The Wednesday-night shows include Project Gary, starring Jay Mohr, and the returning The New Adventures of Old Christine. TV columnist Lisa De Moraes noted in today's Washington Post that the recent writers' strike may have been a factor in CBS's decision to ramp up its comedies. "They tend to do things like come back from strikes stronger than dramas, probably because with virtually no continuing story line, no plot momentum is lost during three-month shutdowns," she wrote. The network is also adding three new dramas, including another show based on a British hit, Eleventh Hour. The other shows are The Mentalist, about a cop who uses intuition to solve cases, and The Ex List, about a woman who is told by a psychic she must find her future husband among the men she has dated in the past or be doomed to remain single for the rest of her life.


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